Thank You, Mitch McConnell
We needed to focus.
We had been divided
but, you showed us the way.
You showed us
what it really means
to be a senator.
You gave us a bad guy.
Showed us the heart of darkness.
Gave us a villain worthy of Hollywood.
After all, we love our action movies.
We like nice clean cut stories.
We needed someone really evil.
To really unite this country.
Lean into it, man.
Start wearing black,
practice your throaty voice
and your death grip.
You already got the backstory
You killed enough kids
Destroyed enough homes
Stood idly by
as the apocalypse kicked up
Redirect tax payer dollars
Fund you final opus.
It needs to stand with the greats.
You got to out pageant Nuremberg
You got to cross swords than Saddam.
You got to unhorse Putin.
We need a fitting backdrop
For a dramatic conclusion.
Make sure your statue
is taller than your ancestors.
Build it big and tall!
Make sure we need all of us
to pull it down into the dirt.